*Griptape Not Included
Artwork by Sean Cliver
Manufactured at PS Stix (Heat Transfer)
Dimensions: 8.25 x 31.75 (WB: 14)
Without fail, whenever I've posted a graphic mocking our 45th Lord and Liege on Instagram or Facebook there is always one or two enlightened individuals—no, not the ones asking, "But what about Crooked Hillary?"—who feel compelled to comment on how I'm just another sheeple that is blind to the fact we're all puppets on a stage marching to the Deep State beat. To them I would like to solemnly say in all sincerity, "Congratulations! You not only have me figured out, you have it all figured out!" That said, please enjoy the complimentary "Tin Foil Hat Kit" provided with our story for this springtime drop.